My Kingdom for a Category!

I want to be a thing!

I’d like to be tied up
in an explanatory string:
shelved, and selved.

Do you think
I might be
an absurdist?
I was thinking
I might be
an absurdist.

(Teams doubt height!
Reams flout night!
Seams sprout blight!
Dreams tout spite!
Gleams spout light!)

Seems about right.

Maybe not quite.


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