Misdirect Me!

Misdirect me darling-dears!

Acquaint me with the starling's fears;

let ambidextrous monkeys’ tears

of anguish flow till what appears

to be a sadness grumbles into joy.

Make a girl into a boy

and back again.

Don't tell me when.

Filly, stallion, filly!

Rhyme me till I’m silly.

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