Your Choice of Eternities

You’d think becoming

infinitely mutable

would be a gas.

It’s true you now can get

inimitably beautiful

from breast to ass

so fast and often you

become inscrutable –

so full of sass

and class you’ll never

be a bore or be too full

of irritable mass

you can’t re-shape into

a shape more suitable –

say, like an hourglass.

But eternal change

becomes an indisputable

pain in the ass.

Maybe opt, like Sue has,

to be immutable

stained glass.

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