Plus It Had a Funny Smell

I used to laze about in Xanadu

and ask what there was damn to do

in Xanadu

and found there wasn’t damn to do.

Xanadu was not so swell.

Plus it had a funny smell.

And so I called someone in Personnel

to tell

me what was what. “We need to spell

it out? Xanadu is hell.”

Well!

At least, at last, some bell

rang true

about this stinking boring Xanadu.

Then I thought: so what? – and pew!

How much does that help me or you?

Got the scent, the view, the crux.

Eternal acid reflux.

Stuck here till it self-destructs.

Which it will never do. That sucks.

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