Subway MVPs

Scrawny teens, school uniforms:

trade their gross-out jokes.
Schizophrenic lady storms
at Satan – blind man pokes.

Woman with a baby pram
and baby blocks the aisle.
Badass thug about to ram
them stops: sees baby smile.

Tourists from Alsace-Lorraine
look about in terror.
Old man with a fountain pen
crosses out an error.

Young dude in the bubble
wrap of business suit and tie
doesn’t seem too troubled

he’ll inevitably die.

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