The Spiritual Fitness of the Double-Jointed Neck

They say the cutting edge in spiritual fitness now resides first

in the hiring of a Body Guru Guide, who through a new advance

in trance, a swoony meditation on the flesh that will, as if by

reflex, gain you access to your heretofore unknown capacity

to tease out and construe a fresh revamp of bodily materiality,

you’ll learn to lasso your intentions in the waking mind, applying

Body Guru arts you’ll master to induce inventive interventions –

conjuring, say, whimsical replacements of your too-familiar body

parts. Right now the style going viral is the double-jointed neck:

beckoned into being by intoxicating visions of the rarest sort,

seen to angular advantage on a naked body in a discothèque.

The fun it’s brought! Swallowing has now become a major sport.

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