What Guy Turns Out to Be

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxI6Cq6HTXM

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Guy took the Orville Redenbacher guided

meditation first: consumed a whole

pack of the popcorn maven’s butter/salt

variety popped in the microwave –

whose sly subliminal suggestion,

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(without question, Orville promised)

would transmute through his digestive

tract a vision of the thing Guy really was.

All Guy had to do was take a post-snack nap

while Orville did what Orville does.

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Guy awoke to feel the crack and zap

of the recovery, in his imagination’s optic

depths, of the discovery – expressed

with an exquisite visual sonority:

as if delivered from the glory of an ancient

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Greek Elysium – what Guy can now say

on the best authority he is: part tiny

jellyfish, part giant paramecium, part

jockstrap from a gym. That’s what Guy

turns out to be. Makes perfect sense to him.

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