Hunk and Holly

Mister Xmas Hunk
and Mistress Holly Sexpot
va-va-voom out of their
funky monkey bunk bed
once a year: appear

right here voluptuously
in delirious December
to disseminate their
seasonally seminal hot
Xmas cheer. If you see them

at the bar on Xmas Eve,
buy them a beer. Doesn’t
matter if you’re queer.
Hunk and Holly tend
to do whoever’s near.





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