I used to laze about in Xanadu
and ask what there was damn to do
and found there wasn’t damn to do.
Xanadu was not so swell.
Plus it had a funny smell.
And so I called someone in Personnel
me what was what. “We need to spell
it out? Xanadu is hell.”
At least, at last, some bell
about this stinking boring Xanadu.
Then I thought: so what? – and pew!
How much does that help me or you?
Got the scent, the view, the crux.
Eternal acid reflux.
Stuck here till it self-destructs.
Which it will never do. That sucks.