Though “Bewitched” reruns upset him,
he seemed to have to let them vet him
with the rabid Agnes Morehead as Endora
besetting him with her nightmarish aura
mostly for re-naming Darren Dum-Dum
(which he’d been labeled by his stepmum).
Swearing once too often “Fuck you, bitch!”
at her is what we think incurred the switch
when his shocked face, with dispatch, had
been torn off to reside inside a scratch pad
and reconstituted as you see it here –
where he’s now been encoded for a year.