The real Miss
Muffet sits not on a tuffet.
She sits on a
hard wood stool.
Spiders do
not sit beside her to bluff at
her. Lord
knows she never eats gruel.
So how did
this lady get stuck in a verse?
Who thought
to write and preserve it?
Was Muffet
subjected to some vile curse?
What had she
done to deserve it?
We don’t have
any idea, we must say –
and neither,
it seems, does Miss Muffet –
who tipples Blue
Curacao all through the day,
reciting
Stendhal to her puppet.
.