It’s Hard to be as Beautiful as Me

It’s hard to be as beautiful as me –

as rapturously
interesting as Kierkegaard and brie –
as subtle and ignoble as the whole taxonomy
of Soul, in all its swift perversity.

I’d ask you and your grandmother to tea –
but oh, I know how hard it is to be
around a grand phenomenality
as rapturously
interesting and beautiful as me.









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